What can you say about this...

What can you say about this place, usually a handful of local types at the bar with maybe a couple of dancers sitting around. When they actually go to the stage they dance around for a bit then go around the bar and collect tips from the bar crowd. Island bar setup with stage in the center ala Elan's if anyone has been there. No real contact dancer quality is spotty, one time a few years ago I went for a lap dance with a tall black girl with bolt ons who did a reach down (which is near impossible with the bouncer set up)but she asked for more money every 30 seconds. Quickly I realized this was fruitless and my wallet would be the only thing emptied.