I arrived at the club with...

I arrived at the club with my friend close to midnight. The club seemed pretty alive. A healthy number of people were there, about half the seats were filled. There were about 6 ~ 10 girls around. I wasn't very impressed with the dancers onstage, they were too "petite" for me; I need a woman with big boobs and a big ass.

A blonde woman with a slim waist and big boobs approached me and encouraged me to get a dance with her. I decided to get 15 minutes in the "Rhino Room" with her, that's their term for a VIP private dance room. I think it ran me about $200 ~ $300. Once we were in the room, a lady asked if I wanted to buy the dancer a drink. I said yes and gave the lady $20, but no drink ever came. The dancer told me it was just a way for the club to try and take my money. I appreciated her honesty.

The dancer gave me a raunchy dance with lots of grinding-on-crouch contact, and let me do dry-humping motions towards her crotch the whole time. She also let me touch her boobs all I wanted, but once I got my hands on her boobs I found out that her boobs were fake, which was a big turn-off for me. She also told me not to touch her nipples, saying they were still sensitive "from the surgery". In the end I tipped her more than I thought was fair, just to be polite. She was really good at hustling money out of me.