Went here on a Tuesday night...

Went here on a Tuesday night just before the new year. It's their $2 drink night. Arrived about 7pm. Large parking lot with no valet (Okay with me!). $10 cover and a free dance with the metal detector. The main room is large with a smallish round stage in the middle. Maybe 5 dancers. 3 black, 2 white. All thick and tattooed. Fairly empty of patrons, a few tables with couples (more on this later) and a handful of blue-collar fellows. Beer and mixed drinks were indeed two bucks. My drink was strong (helps to loosen your wallet). Had a nice conversation with "Seduction" a thin, mocha girl with an okay fake rack. She had just started her shift. A dancer's back story always fascinates me..... Started to get crowded after 9pm more dancers showed up. 60/40 black/white ratio, all of the thicker variety and all but one decorated with multiple tats. The exception was a large rump roast Latina. I'm not a butt guy, but this discount Kim K. looked good to me. The female patrons gave her quite a bit of attention. Fun to watch! Until these same ladies tried their own moves on their dates. Cement mixer bodies swathed in acres of polyester. I cannot unsee it..... Meanwhile, I broke down and paid $20 for access to the private area upstairs. All dancers were called onstage about 15 total. I was disappointed at the lack of variety, but agreed to two dances from Seduction. The most private rooms are $100+. No thanks. The basic booths have hard benches and harsh lighting closed off with a nearly see through curtain. The dances were performed well with good grindage....but the lighting was not doing her any favors, and the church pew seating didn't help. I thanked her for her effort and left shortly after.

The pros: They really do have cheap drinks. Clean, spacious club. Attentive waitstaff even when it was busy. No valet.

The cons: Not enough girls IMO. Not enough variety. Terrible private booths. Too much twerking and grinding by unqualified patrons.(Picture the McDonald's character "Grimace", only white with a bad perm and Wrangler jeans.)

The Pro or Con depending what you like: Lots of big butts. Lots of brownish big butts. Some pale big butts. Lots of tattoos on big butts. Breast man? You're in the wrong joint...