Ok, so here's the deal with...

Ok, so here's the deal with this club. It is located in a shady Miami downtown area near Club Space. It is at the location of the old Gold Rush club. The building itself is beautiful. They must've spent millions on the renovation because the inside is as nice as you will find at any strip club or any regular club.

I went with a few buddies on a Thursday afternoon. The club was dead, but we ended up staying for a couple beers and some food. The food was actually quite good. Not the usual cheapo strip club fare, but tasty appetizers that you would find at your local gastropub somewhere. Thumbs up and reasonably priced.

Admittedly, it was pretty early, but there were only a few dancers in the club and they were all decidedly below average. We waited for a while, but no one else showed up. Finally, with no other options, I decided to go for one lap dance. It cost $30.00 and was one of the worst lap dances I've ever had. A bad lapdance is like bad pizza... it's still okay... but definitely not worth $30.00. The girl then tried to upsell me for some $100.00 lapdance deal, but after the first one I knew it wasn't going to be worth my hard earned $$$. We left shortly thereafter.