This place just reeks of promise,...

This place just reeks of promise, but never delivered during my visit. On a Thursday, around 9 pm, the place looked to be rocking, with a bunch of cars in the small lot. On entry, I wondered what had happened, as there were three customers inside. Along with the doorman/bouncer, the bartender, and the two... count 'em two... dancers, there were a total of seven people in the whole place.

I have no problem shelling out $15 for an all-nude club, but I'd like to see 5-6 dancers at the very least. The two working this night each did a two song set, pulling aside the bikini top to expose some nipple in the first, working up to losing the G for the second.

The whole place had a very "alt" feel, with the bartender dressed like some European priest. One dancer was very goth, down to the black lipstick and boots, while the other had a more "generic punk" look. Both were cute, but petite. Both were B cups, with squeezable little butts. I really regretted missing out on the C's and D's other reviews mentioned. Not that I wouldn't have done either one if the opportunity presented itself, but I would have preferred a bit more flesh to oggle.