So Bottom's Up has never been...

So Bottom's Up has never been a club you'd go to if you're looking for a little extra fun, but in the past I had found they had a nice selection of young talent (prolly just due to the fact that it's just off campus from Akron University), and cute usually goes a long way with me. This night, however, ended just being a big bust (and not the good kind). Two white girls, two black girls, and a darker mixed girl, but all of them ranked pretty low. The most enjoyment I had was from the first girl I approached right as I entered, a white girl in her mid 30s, kinda cute face, but somewhat out of shape. A couple hands-off dances at the bar and I started looking elsewhere. I got a single table dance from one of the better looking black girls, but little enjoyment was had there.

From a distance the other white girl looked pretty decent, with a tight body and cute face, so I approached her as she danced nude on stage and not afraid to spread and climb the horizontal poles that stretched over the bar and give everybody a nice view. Up close I could see there were a lot more miles on her than what I gathered at first glimpse, but I got her attention and asked her to come see me at the bar, and after a couple dances there she implied a variety of fun could be had in the private area. Not used to extras here at Bottoms Up, I was curious and accepted her offer and we headed upstairs. I immediately realized we had very different definitions of fun as she delivered a textbook "look but don't touch" set of three dances.

I spent my second drink ticket and downed a Mt Dew at the bar as I headed out. If anybody can confirm Autumn is dancing here again, I'll stop back, but for now I'll look elsewhere...