Stopped in at 5:30 pm Sunday...

Stopped in at 5:30 pm Sunday evening. The club has just opened and the door man/ DJ told me there are 3 girls and 2 customers including me. I paid the 8 cover and went in. There was a dancer on the main stage who said she was a plus sized model as well and it showed. I gave her couple of bucks as she finished her dance and then she came and sat with me at the stage as there was no dancer on the stage for the next 15 minutes..

Then the next girl goes up on stage who had enhanced boobs but she had the older beaten down stripper look. I watched her dance and gave her a couple of bucks as well. Then the funniest thing happened. The next dancer on the stage was I guess new and she didn't really know how to dance and had major stretch marks on her belly. She went up and shaking terribly to music. It was pretty comical to say the least. I sat thru her routine, tipped her as well and then bailed out of there.

Didn't ask for any lap dances or anything else as nothing appealed to me and I was grossed out completey by this time so I decided I will give dejavu a shot before ultimately going to centerfolds which I know will be sure to please..