Not my best trip to COLA...

Not my best trip to COLA and PP, but decent. Had to make it this past Saturday afternoon; and while there were a fair number of customers and girls, the quality level was somewhat lower than my experience on weekday afternoons. As in past reviews, I like to categorize the dancers in 4 quartiles: 1st quartile - heavy stick shifting and/or pussy play up to full "Gwen" treatment; 2nd quartile - some stick shifting and a good grind; 3rd quartile - OK grind; 4th quartile - fugetabouther.

I sampled five of the ladies present, and here are the results: three low 1st quartile; one high 3rd quartile, and without question the worst 4th quartile dance in history. There were three relatively attractive gals who were tied up most of the afternoon with regulars, and therefore weren’t able to empty my pockets of my remaining cash. I don’t put names to the ratings in the review, but will respond with full details to messages.

Why was it just an average trip? Nobody went inside the pants, and nobody freed my jolly roger for an outside the pants BJ or HJ as has been the case on most other trips. Based on looking around the couch rooms, nobody else’s wand was waving in the wind, and I didn’t see any ladies’ hands disappearing if you catch my drift.