Ok.. I've reviewed the Coli many...

Ok.. I've reviewed the Coli many times. So i will start it off with the same overview. Paid the 6 dollar mandatory valet, and walked in. Sat down at the bar, and ordered a 8 dollar bottled water. A year ago, this was 4 bucks, so kind of disappointed in that. Anyway, there were a good amount of girls working.

Was eying a tall blonde. She came over after her turn on stage. Made small talk for 5 minutes, before she talked me into the back room VIP. While sitting there, she talked about her menu. She said it was all open. I took off her gstring. I felt her private area and she was bone dry. Instant turn off. She tried using her spit as lube, but by then, I had lost the mood. I paid her for 3 dances and left. Could have been great, but wound up being a bust. Oh well.