This place, oh, this place. I...

This place, oh, this place. I deeply regret going on Saturday afternoon, because I'm sure this place is awesome with more dancers and patrons. While normally I enjoy being the center of attention in a club, this place was DEAD. There was three other people there, the manager/owner, an old dude who looked like he forgot where he was, and the bartender. So I drove up, carefully maneuvering around the giant ass craters in the shitty pavement, parked, which is free, and went inside. Now the club itself is pretty cool. Pretty roomy with a couple of private dance areas. I know this place has a.., reputation to say the least and that partly why I went there. So I ordered a reasonably priced beer and sat down. The bartender came up to me and asked me if I needed anything. I said no, but she followed it up by offering herself up as the "entertainment". Now, let's say that she was by no means small and was clearly hammered. Or high. Or both. I figured what the hell, I let hey take me in the back went straight to work on me. Probably one of the best blows I've had in a while. She even swallowed, which impressed me. I tipped her, finished my beer and left. All in all, wasn't impressed but will go back and give it a second chance. I'm still hopeful.