This is my first review of...

This is my first review of a strip club/brothel, so bare with me please haha. My friend and I went to HK for the first time on January 19, 2015. Since we live in San Diego we drove to the San Ysidro border crossing and parked at a paid lot. We walked across the border and entered the asshole of Mexico: Tijuana. Our adventure starts here.

But before I continue I'll give some background information about my friend and I. Both of us are 24 years old and look like white as paint. We each took 20 one dollar bills, 8 five dollar bills, and 5 twenty dollar bills. We kept the money in different pockets and a twenty in our socks just in case of an emergency.

We arrived at approximately 9:30 AM. Once you enter Tijuana, you have to walk across the bridge to find an area filled with taxis. There is a pharmacy nearby where you can stalk up on Viagra just in case you need it (Obviously we didnt). Now here's the tricky part. You should always tell the taxi driver upfront where you're going and for how much. For example: "Hong Kong. 5 dollars. Si?" These taxi drivers do not use a mileage meter so it's best to tell them the location and price before you enter his/her cab. Also, do not pay until you arrive at your location. Some of these bastards will try to double dip if they think they can get away with it. HK is approximately 5-7 minutes from this area so it shouldn't take very long to get there. Once you arrive, pay the driver and leave.