I dropped into Baby Dolls on...

I dropped into Baby Dolls on a Thursday evening a little after 11pm. The valet parking takes up the whole front of the parking lot, so I had to drive all the way to the back to self-park. I hiked back to the entrance where I was assessed a $7 cover charge. The staff member told me I could not wear my baseball cap in the club. I thought he was full of shit because I have been to over 100 strip clubs in the United States and have never been told that I could not wear a hat inside of a strip club. I ignored him and headed for the door into the club, but was stopped by security and retold I could not wear or bring a hat into the club. I had to walk all the way back to my car, throw my hat inside, and then walk all the way back to the entrance.

The inside was huge with seven stages going at a time and over one hundred televisions. I’d guess there were 50-55 dancers working that evening. Dancers would start on the large main stage, and then rotate through each of the smaller tabletop stages. I’d say most dancers were in the 5-8 range with an occasional 9 or 10 in the line-up. There was a contingent of Vietnamese or Thai dancers that were very attractive. I usually don’t go for Asians, but I was blown away how all of the Asians I saw in Dallas had nice, tight bodies. Lap dances were $20 each. I tried out dances with two different dancers. The first was a 30-something MILF with big fake tits. She took me to an area behind the main stage to do the dances. I enjoyed palming her gazongas like they were sixteen inch softballs, but her ass was too big for me (40 inches), so I was not getting much out of the grind and cut her off after two dances. The second dancer was a 19 year old SMU student named Heidi. She took me upstairs to do the dances. She gave a better grind than the first dancer, but was not as good with conversation skills. I ended up getting five dances from Heidi. She proved to be a ROB and tried charging me for seven. I split the difference and ditched the bitch.

Domestic bottles were $5.75. It seems most guys end up tipping $1.25 because the waitresses never give a quarter back with change. Basically, you end up paying $7 for a beer. Most of the waitresses were too old or too thick to be dancers, but I ended up connecting with a hot, younger waitress and had a blast flirting with her throughout the night. The bartenders were generally scorching hot. The odd thing about the crowd at Baby Dolls was that it was about one-third desi boys. Most of them acted like they had never seen an areola before. The club shuts down at 2am, way too early. I still had a full beer so I shoved it in my jacket as I grinned at the waitress I was flirting with all night, walked past her bosses at the door, and finished my Budweiser in the back of the parking lot. Throwing away a full beer is a party foul.