I stopped at the Pony on...

I stopped at the Pony on a Wednesday night after a 4 month absence. It was pretty dead. The Memphis clubs are really difficult for me to enjoy, although there was a highlight that I’ll get to in a minute. I like going to a club and watching the dancers perform on stage while staying on the lookout for a dancer on whom I might want to spend some private dance money. I can spend a few hours just watching them dance. The problem in Memphis is that the stage dances are completely pointless. The whole bikini thing ruins the experience. No one pays any attention to the girls on stage. So being a spectator is BORING! Anyway, this particular night, a really cute girl came up to me and suggested that we skip the usual sit down for a while and talk session and just go straight to the private dance area. She was so cute, I couldn’t say no. She offered the normal irrational Pony prices of one for $40, 2 for $60, and 3 for $100. I told her that made no sense. She agreed and said she would do 3 for $80! I accepted. She was lots of fun and made up for the bikini by making exceptional use of her mouth, hands, legs, and butt. She certainly kept up my interest for 3 dances. I would love to repeat the experience. Don’t remember her name though.