I went tho the Rhino last...

I went tho the Rhino last Summer while in Vegas. It is by far the best experience I ever had in clubs. I went with my wife and she felt confortable and had a lot of fun. We were staying at Excalibour Hotel. We called and asked for the limo. 15 mins later we were picked up by a black Escalade since we were just a couple. They have limos for bigger parties. The driver was super cool, he told us all the famous guys that had visited recently and made it rain. As soon as we arrived to the parking kot there was a whole section of expensive pink and violet cars and he told us they were the dancer's rides. Sweet.

We went in with no cover as we arrived on their limo. If a taxi drops u off u must pay cover as theres a law which forces clubs to pay comission to cabbies, so although the cabbie will offer u a free ride, ull pay cover and its much fancier to show up on a Escalade. Once in we couldnt believe our eyes. The place is super classy, feels like a high end club. The girls. My god. The girls were like 60% 8s 30% 9s and 10% 10s. But not only beautiful. Their hair is perfect. They smell perfect.Their breath ia spearmint. Their lingerie is awesome. Going in here is like being invited to the after party of Victorias Secrets fashion show, but he girls are still using their lingerie and they all try to hit on you. They are respectful if you are sitting with your wife. But if tou are alone they make a line to sit on your lap. They are not pushy at all. Of course they want to sell dances but they will sit on your lap, start some friendly conversation and eventually ask for a dance. Songs are cutoff to 3 minutes and dances are 20 bucks on the floor. Make sure u wait till the song ends to start the dance or ull get a 34 second dance. My wife had one dance from a stunning Italian blonde wich was a bit touchy, i had a couple of dances which were really good but then i found this petite blonde arizona girl, and i fell in love. I had several dances with her, sone with muy wife, and between dances she would just lay there topless touching my chest and hair. My wife laughed at me cause i was in love with a stripper right on her face. And she was right. I didnt go private or champagne room but it was quite pricey. Some girls try to sell u the champagne deal and some just tell u its a rip off. There are cameras and bouncers in pvts and champagne room. Its pricey, the songs are still cutoff and u had to also buy a drink for the girls pkus tip plus i dont know what. I know sone extras go on in champagnes and vips but this didnt seem the case. Girls were all beautifull from naive to slutty. I read reviews from guys going saturday night ans the place being crowded. Well this was monday night and there were 40 customers and 100 girls so u really feel like Brad Pitt going into a club. This is cool because insted of getting a dance from whoever is availiable, u just sit on a chair or couch, have girls sit on ur lap and do their best to convince you. If they succeed u get a dance. This time i also developed a dirty dancer/extras detector tecnique which is go walk around the club checking out the ?apdances going on and detecting which girls are giving dirty dancers. U will clearly see the whorish stand out from the rest. That girl rubbing her cunt against a crotch and twisting her nipplesnin extasy will give u as much millage as possible. Maybe this is an old tecnique but i found it almost flawless. Got 2 dances fron girls detected by this nethod and the both fingered their selves, licked their nipples, kissed and even shifted gears right on the main room. They both offered to leave toghether. One blonde bombshell asked for 500 for leaving for hone hour hotel sex, no anal, oral with condom. And gettig to the offer was as hard as: Nice ass! Yeah? It would look better in your bed for 500...speachless. unfortunately i was with my wife and shes not that cool. But compared to 450 dollar grinding in pvt its a good deal. The only thing i got disapointed about is that perfect 10s only do pvt/ champagne. I guess they are concious of how hot they are and go fornthe big bucks. But that was like the 2 hottest girks there, the rest will do dances on thw floor. One funny thing was that whenever i didnt like a girl i was trying to be polite and told em i liked them but my wife decided. So they asked which one is ur wife. That one over there. 30 mins after my wife was like why do u send the least sexy ones over and over to talk to me!!! Ooops!!! If you are a girl its a plus that customers share bathroom with female dancers and my wife didnt believe how beautiful these girls were, and they smell so good cause they got like 40 victoria secrets body sprays ans they go touch up after every dance. Anyways. Sorry for the messy layout but i kept remembering stuff as i wrote. To sum up:use the limo, not cab, best ckub ull ever be in, hottest girls ull ever see, avoid crowded nights,dont go pvt, detect slutty dancers beforehand. Enjoy!