I was staying at a hotel...

I was staying at a hotel nearby for the night, and decided to check out the action in the area. Went in, and sat near the stage. Got a beer, and hung out for awhile. It was a little boring, until they got all of the dancers on the stage at one time. We were supposed to give ones to any dancer who looked our way. Anyway, there were a few hotties on the block, one in particular was eyeing me. I tipped her a few times. She came by to say hi afterwards. She sold me on a "private" dance. Quite possible the most conservative rules I have ever seen. There was a bouncer staring me down every second. No contact whatsoever. I was to keep my hands on the chair. The bouncer even came over to me when my hand left the chair. I wasn't even close to touching the girl. Hey, whatever. Nice girl. If you like toalking to pretty girls, this is a decent place. If you are looking for good solid dances, go to somewhere else. Although I'm not sure what options are nearby.