I was in Las Vegas last...

I was in Las Vegas last month, and while planning my trip, I decided hitting up this club was something I absolutely must do. Luckily, my wife went up to take a nap for a few hours to get ready for the night time, so I had a few hours to kill all by myself. Jackpot !! Called the limo pickup service and they were available to come get me immediately. 10 mins later Mike is there picking me up in the Escalade. Cool guy, really old school cool, like a gangster outta sopranos or something haha.

For anyone thinking of going, definitely call the limo service. It's free !! Just tip the driver and you'll save money by not paying the $40 cover to get in. Anyways, I only had about an hour to kill there, as I knew my wife wouldn't nap too long, so I had to make this a quick trip. I met this pretty blonde with huge natural DD's right away who wants to sit with me. Cool with me, as I aint got time to waste. We chat for a bit, I got a beer on happy hour for a few bucks (woot), and flirt with blondy for a while. I told myself I wasn't going to buy dances from the first girl who asked, as I like to watch the dancers on stage for a while first, but this girl was fine and those breasts just had to be in my hands and mouth lol !

She talked me into the $100 vip area or whatever. She gave me a good deal, she said it's normally 3 songs there for $100 and you have to buy drinks, but she said she'd do 5 songs for 100 , no buying drinks. Ok sold, sounds good. We go back to the area, pay the guy who lets you back there, and it's on. 5 good songs with hot blonde chic who is letting be feel her, squeeze her, and make her feel loved :) She was enjoying it, and so was I. Good times. 5 songs later, time to go back out there. cya blondy.