I drove by this place any...

I drove by this place any number of times in the recent past year or so. High rollers we're going in and out as well as business men with business expense accounts. Limos pulling up and leaving...you get the picture. The girls I saw reporting to work were hot and high toned. I got curious enough to pop in one night.

Table dances were the only thing going on. The place had a liquor license and in Chicago that means no nudity. They had a work around though...bare boobs and a thong, but the nipples were covered by what looked like spirit gum. Weird! I saw a girl with this cute upturned nose, pretty, happy face but make up on her like glitz on a Mardi Gras float. Glaringly obvious implant with the spirit gum over the interesting detas. Some suit and tie slipped her a C-note. He was old enough to have gone to high school with her grandfather, but he sat there with a happy ottos smile while she bumped and danced, never looking at his face. It had all the sexual tension of some waitress bringing a stack of pancakes to a retiree hanging out at the local I-Hop. I hit the toilet on my way out and tipped the attendant three bucks. Somebody in the toilet stall had gotten pretty worked up by those rubber ta-ta's...we heard his belt buckle jingling rhythmically while he was....well, you know what he was doing.

The attendant gave me a suffering look. Good luck , buddy.