Bazz & Crue
Closed
7700 Marlboro Pike, District Heights, MD 20747, USA*

The club is located in an...

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johndough20020
Jan 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

The club is located in an old shopping center. The shopping center’s parking lot is free, large, well lit and directly in front of the club. This is probably the best parking situation in PG. On the first visit, I paid $20 membership/admission fee. The admission fee for my subsequent visits were $5. Can’t beat that. I’m not sure of any other admission prices so I won’t comment on that.

The interior of the club needs to be renovated. It has an old dingy feel. The walls and mirrors are dingy and have mild graffiti on them. There also seems to be a lot of obsolete signage on the walls. The carpet is raggedy and easy to trip over. The club feels cluttered. It seems like there is too much furniture. There are various gadgets spread through the club too. I found it difficult to navigate the club without bumping into stuff. The bathroom isn’t spectacular but at least its single user that you can lock behind you to get some privacy. It has a good tissue dispenser and a large trash can. A blow dryer would be a good addition. There are 4 stages of various sizes and shapes spread throughout. The ceiling is too low and causes the club to feel stuffy. It also means the poles are too short for pole tricks. Leather sofas are generally in front of the stages and they are part of this stupid tip zone whereas you must be tipping to sit there. Most of the other seats are leather loveseats. There are also an abundance of padded chairs to fill in the space gaps. I think they have the most expensive free furniture in PG. The sound system seems very primitive. There’s no host or hype man so the mic is rarely used but when it is used it doesn’t blend with the music well. The speakers are health hazard loud and unbalanced. My advice is to stay toward the back of the club unless you want ringing ears for a couple of days.

On the weekday there are about 20 girls. 10 girls are usually there early and the rest trickle in throughout the night. I believe some come from dancing at DC clubs that close at 1 or 2AM. I’ve never felt like I was waiting for a decent amount girls to arrive. On each visit I’ve always managed to find someone satisfactory. Visibility isn’t very good. They don’t have a formal stage rotation. The lighting varies from day to day. Some days the lighting is bright, dim, colorful, or epileptically flashing. They also have a mist machine that occasionally fogs up the club. Many of the girls walk the floor topless and give topless dances. The dances are $10 and the best thing about the dances is the furniture. Their loveseats are ideal for dances and they have matching cubed footstools that the girl can leverage herself with. Privacy isn’t that great but I have never felt overexposed. The best privacy is on the loveseats behind the sofas in the first room.

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