Went to Ambers around midnight on...

Went to Ambers around midnight on Saturday. About 6 girls working, none of which were anything to really look at. I asked the best of the bunch, which was nothing more than an average girl that I normally wouldn't even give a second look to, how much are dances? She told me $20, and I basically laughed in her face. $10 door fee, $4 bud lights, and $20 dances from possibly 2, average at best strippers. There were a couple dancers that could have doubled as hippopotamuses, if anyone's into that. No wonder this place was dead! My buddies and I had 1 beer and left. The bartender and cocktail waitress were hot though.