I tried Crazy Horse once about...

I tried Crazy Horse once about a year ago and wasn't very impressed. Then, in early December, I decided to give it another shot and found that it had improved considerably. Since it had gotten so much better, I decided to visit a bit more frequently, and over the holidays I visited once on a weekend and once on a weeknight. As far as I'm concerned, the place keeps getting better and better. During both visits (including the weeknight!) there was not one girl I wouldn't have been willing to get a lapdance from if I'd had the money to spread it around. I don't think I've ever seen that at any strip club. There was not one girl who I'd rate below a 6/10, and most were 8s and 9s.

Compared to other clubs, the stage action isn't as exciting. For example, even at Diamonds in the flats--where dances are notoriously one-way and tame--you stand a pretty good chance of getting boobs smooshed in your face if you go up and tip. I've never had that happen at Crazy Horse. On the other hand, however, you make up for it if you get dances. $20 for a semi-private dance in a back room is a good deal in Cleveland, especially considering that with many of the girls the contact can be two way if you ease into it and are respectful. Granted, however, this varies from girl to girl, and I even found that one girl who gave an amazing grind and two-way contact on an earlier visit gave no grind and allowed almost no contact when I came back for another visit. Still, on my last visit, I had a dance from a girl who was easily the most attractive blonde I've ever seen in a Cleveland strip club (outside of Diamonds), and she spent the whole time grinding in different positions, let me hold her ass the entire time, and didn't flinch when I ran my hands up her sides and grazed her nipples on several occasions.

Overall, Crazy Horse is looking like my go-to strip club in the Cleveland region. The classiness, attractiveness, and privacy of Diamonds with the contact and grind of Christies. The only two drawbacks are the lack of stage action and the two drink minimum (which can eat up your money), but if you go on a night when the waitresses are really busy and nurse your first drink slowly, you can probably get through a nice night and leave before it's time to buy a second drink.