So I was looking for the...

So I was looking for the Best club in Dallas, and many dancers have told me this one is great due to the decor (hunting lodge) , the food, and the ladies.

What the hell, I gave it a shot. First thing I noticed was the amount of dead animals hanging on the walls. Naked women and animal heads don't really do it for me, but ...moving forward...6 stages all over the place. Various rooms with different decor in each, and a stage in everyone. It is funny to watch the ladies running from stage to stage, but I digress. (one of the girls I spoke to the night I was there said it sucks to have to do six stages, as it is exhausting and takes away a half hour of their money making time). There are quite a few dancers, so I don't think the girls go on stage that often.

The food is upscale and strangely, I saw many couples eating dinner here, like it was there destination location. Hey, more power to the dude that can get their chic to eat at a strip club and call it an intimate dining experience.

The VIP is upstairs and you have to discuss the price of the dancer's time before you get sucked into anything there. It is a pretty nice layout, private rooms, tables, couches. You can have some fun, but it will cost you quite a bit, so be aware of cost before committing. I walked by a couple that was in VIP with a dancer, and the guy was fingering his wife right there, so let your imagination run...

I did encounter one super drunk older dancer with silicone everything and a ton of botox, and let me tell you, this broad was wacko. She started yelling at the dude sitting next to me, saying he owed her $300 for a dance. She even got the bouncer involved. I stuck up for the guy, and told the bouncer he hadn't even done a dance with 'crazy broad'. After that bit of insanity, it was time for me to leave.