Crazy Horse Bedford Heights is pretty...

Crazy Horse Bedford Heights is pretty cool. It’s the closest to me on the eastside of Cleve. Me and buddies always start at the winking lizard 2 doors down, then make our way to the Horse. Cover is $5.00, but I’ve been there so many times I now have a membership card for free entry. Go earlier in the evening- you’ll have the better night crew of girls on, and rooms up stairs are discounted until about 8:00. ($150.00 for ½ hour). Lap dances on the first floor in the back not bad either, of course depends on your chemistry with the girl - $20.00.

Get on a friendly basis with the floor managers/bouncers. They’re all friendly and the key to having a good night. The place is clean, like the heated outdoor patio/bar area area. Bar prices average.

The girls - about 75% are always hot, and they have a variety of looks and ethnicities. Friendly/aggressive, not pushy, and friendlier in the upstairs rooms. Tip well and get treated well (you didn’t really expect to tip $1.00 and get attention, did you?). Music is geared to the girl’s choice as she’s on the pole. Music not too loud so you can still have a conversation.

Management is thinking - they have theme nights (like secretary, schoolgirl), a new shower room upstairs – girl dancing under a shower behind a glass wall while you watch- this is best tried with 2 hotties.

Oh and the food – the kitchen is actually pretty good – and the girls love it if you’re a gentleman and actually buy them dinner