When John Oliver posted a video...

When John Oliver posted a video about why you don't want to spend NewYear's Eve in a strip club, I thought he only meant at night. Turns out to be the same during the day. I had the day off from work so I thought I'd checkout the Deja Vu day shift and get some "free lunch" that's provided. The results were certainly underwhelming. There were only two dancers on duty when I arrived at 1 p.m. I my arrival brought the total. customers up to three. And we were all distracted by our free lunch so that no one was sitting stage side.Which meant neither dancer was dancing. Which meant that there was no incentive to sit by the stage. One dancer came by a chatted me up while I was eating my cheeseburger and fries. When I finished, I went to the stage to unload some of the ones in my pocket. By know, the other two guys have left. The other dancer comes out for a stage set and tells me that she's the only dancer there today and that we should just go straight to the couches. What a stupid lie. Tipped her a little, she didn't seem to interested in dancing for just one guy. After one dancer less song, the other dancer comes out. She's pretty hot and was more interested in revving me up. But the overall vibe was so dead, I left after her stage set was done.

The lunch arrangements are new. When you pay your cover at the door($19 total for cover and bottomless soda), you get a choice of four menu the restaurant next door. Within about 10 minutes, it arrives. My cheeseburger was great. The bartender was the hottest woman in the place and it was just as much fun to watch her decorating the room for NYE as it was to watch the dances. She is a hot little spinner who closely resembles porn star Miko Sinz.