First visit here. Decided to go...

First visit here. Decided to go to their Christmas party. Extra "special" event because club owner was there for book signing. Figured most if not all girls would be there....ad claimed 100 girls.....DJ claimed solid 80. Sat down 5:30ish. Full of customers but not packed. We sat by the stage. Lots of young, skinny, somewhat flat-chested girls, most of them tatted up. Not hideous, but not my type. A few "ladyboy" looking asian ladies....some cocoa ladies with bad wigs. Again, IMO, nothing hot. 45 minutes before waitress gets to us. Not good.....not THAT busy. $5 Miller Lite, $11 7&7. Waitress comes backs and asks for extra 3 for the beer....so $8 beer (no happy hour during "party"). Shift change at 7pm. Most of the same girls, new girls mostly "flat and tat". Maybe 50 total. I had hoped for a better variety. No dice. They had a free buffet. Shrimp, meatballs, appetizers.... Ok I guess but looked weird under black light. One thing baffling to me: FULL of smoke. Cigars and cigarettes everywhere. No need for the fog machine. We were in a fog bank of tobacco. I figured on lax enforcement in a Detroit strip club....but VENTILATE for Christ's sake! (pun intended). Summary: Beer+Drink+tip+valet+tip= $40.(we got there before the cover charge kicked in. $30 saved!). Not enough eye candy for me. Sorry.