Others have been much more impressed...

Others have been much more impressed than I was with this club. Started off real bad but fortunately ended up on a good note or this would have been my lowest review yet. Checked out TUSCL reviews for central CT and this looked like the highest rated near Hartford where I was staying. Also checked out the website which indicated a "late night menu" which I assumed was food... Got there right at 10 and was told that the kitchen was closed, which royally pissed me off seeing I skipped lunch and dinner, and was looking forward to dinner and a show. Next I started to get hounded by this pain-in the ass from the DR pesting for a LD. Told her I would try ONE and she was okay so I let her give a second dance with similar mileage, but no real connection. She offered BJ and FS but I was not a fan as she looked a bit rough and probably in her late 40s. Really pissed me off when she insisted on a tip, "bitch".

Went back out to the bar and grabbed another beer, and moved to the stage. There were around 20 girls and all but maybe 4 were downright nasty. Fat, old, stretched and stinky. One blonde that was at the upper end of the not-so-good-looking actually offered FS from the stage but she had a rancid odor, so I declined, gave her 2 dollars and went back to the bar.

Note that the few fairly hot ladies were busy in the back and it was obvious that there was a very open menu to be had in the CR. Finally at around 1:00 I caught the attention of a tall thin girl from Brazil. We had a blast in the LD area where I left her with a C-note and she left me with a smile. She is the only reason I would consider returning.