I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a long time, and no wonder. While I really do love relatively cheap beers, the women here leave much to be desired. Now, not to brag, but my friends and I must stick out like sore thumbs here. White, English speaking, clean, professional, with just a little bit of money. And do you think we could get one bitch, other than crazy ass Kat, to stop by? Nope. All the girls here must be completely lost souls. That or independently wealthy and their doctor told them they should suk a dick once or twice a day for their health. Good luck to any day shift vendors.