Read on to learn about "strikeout...

Read on to learn about "strikeout night 2014".

Stopped into the Sands for some fun following a few Christmas parties. If you want to know about the club overall, just see my earlier review, it covers the basics. Entry costs: $10. I saw new material in the house this night, and mostly young talent. 7-8 range in general, which technically exceed expectations at the Sands. Looking over the 3 available girls: (1) tall AA spinner with seemingly perfect boobs, possibly natural. I passed because I don't usually don't go in for AA or spinners. (2) Medium height white chick with natural B's, probably about 30. I was considering her heavily, and in hindsight, I should have pounced. But she walked right past me after her stage dance, probably beelining for a regular. Who can blame her? (3) Gorgeous ginger short hair with curvy little hips and the kind of pendulous B's that won't look great at 40, but still have enough cushion at 22 to be... delectable. And so I bit. I can't remember her name, but she's from the south somewhere, just started recently, and really wanted to talk for way too long before suggesting the VIP. I bought her a drink, which is fine because i always do that: $16. I said yes to VIP, we went back, and upon query she stated that her dances were "$40 and up". This sounded like an invitation to the kind of ending that I dig: HAPPY. So, two energetic $40 dances with lots of grinding from her and boob/ass groping from me, I popped the question: "if I cover up, will you get me to happy", she deadpanned "I don't do that". I asked if more money would help. "No". Huh?? At the Sands? On a Sunday after midnight? After a ton of energetic 2-way? WTF.

Being the gentleman that I am, I assured her that it was no problem, paid up, hugged it out, and went back to my seat. Did I look that drunk? Are strippers at low rent Seattle venues turning into "nice girls" that "don't do that"? Was this a case of the low-mileage young newbie? Suggestions are welcome.