Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

I passed by Lido around 11:00...

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jabbac2002
Dec 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I passed by Lido around 11:00 pm. Parking was ample. The entrance is somewhat to the side of the building, not where you see the Lido signage. $5 to go in and you get a dec 24 raffle ticket. No pat down.

This is a long bar that curves around to where all of the action is happening. If you enter and stop right there you would thing the place is empty. The first thing that caught my nose was the smoke. If you are a big time smoker this is the place for you. I sat next to the bar under the ac so I could breathe a little.

I would say that there had to be at least 15 ladies in the house. What was kind of odd to me this time around is that there was no mixture of ladies, all white. Nothing against them but when I go to the club I like to see all flavors. When I was last here in November 2013 they had Latin, black and Chinese.

They range from a 6 to 8. All sizes; from slim to tall, no big broad girls. Mucho Tats. As usual the best looking ladies are the ones behind the bar or the servers. Most of them their ass was on the flat side. A tall blond one looks good but was flat in the rear.

Nobody approach me for a ld. The bud was $4.75. It seems more like they all were talking to their regulars. Nothing really caught my eye as to say take home to mommy. They went on stage one at a time but the dancing was not up to par. They need lessons.

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