Occasionally I will go deep into...

Occasionally I will go deep into the Plak Tow, the Vulcan mating "blood fever", and have an intense and almost insatiable desire to get me some nasty black strippers. On a recent Friday afternoon I had me some serious plak tow, so naturally my thoughts turned to Gardena, the SoCal home of nasty black strippers. And lately, IMO, the best looking and reasonably high mileage strippers are to be found at Starz.

Now the downside of Starz for me is that it doesn't open until 4pm, and is closed on Sundays. And my plak tow generally starts early morning, so by 4pm I'm pretty frustrated. But this day I managed to hold on until early afternoon, and donned my standard strip club outfit: very short and very loose pajama shorts, commando of course, and an oversized t-shirt. I popped a vitamin V to enhance my already over-the-top horniness, and headed out. And by the time I arrived at Starz I was already sportin' some serious wood, and had to strap junior under the waistband of my shorts so I wouldn't be too obvious. Unfortunately after I went thru the turnstile it slipped out, and here I was walking the length of the bar with a super sized tent in my shorts.

Sat at one of the tables by the stage, and began scoping the talent. It was still early so the girls were just starting to come out, and some were still arriving. After not too long I did a double take as a chick came out from the dressing room and almost made my jaw drop. Now, often strippers in the Gardena clubs have small, natural tits, and it's relatively rare to see chicks with big enhanced tits. And I love big tits. This chick had an incredible pair of huge tits, and was wearing a long blonde with. And I love blonde wigs on black strippers. She had big ol' eyelashes to make her look just super nasty, and them big ol' shiny pink dick-sucking lips. A bangin' body, tiny waist, lots of jewelry, and some serious stiletto heels. And a tiny thong that barely covered her nipples. Damn. And she looked like a pro. Sometimes you can just tell this is a seriously nasty girl.