Wow, as many others have said,...

Wow, as many others have said, wow. First, some logistics for newbies. The path across the border is well documented and I wont invest in it, it is simple, park, follow the crowd over the border, get in a cab and ask for hong kong. Safe, simple, straight forward. Before the club review, lets talk getting back, which may not be as simple. You take a cab from HK to the border. If you are lucky, there not no lines, and you go through (you were partying with friends, which is the truth, don't lie to border patrol). There were dogs sniffing when I was there, so you know. The real trick is if there is a line, this one was about 3 hours. I took a van ($6, which bypassed some of the line, had to save 2 hours in this case) (It seemed like a scam but I had read about it and it worked out), to the main entrance. I have global entry, so then was able to walk to the SENTRI line and go through quickly. You might be able to walk right of the line and get there, I don't know but if someone does please comment for all of us. It also looks possible, if you have SENTRI or Global Entry, to do what the van did, walk down the bus lane and then enter when you see the US Border agents and the SENTRI sign. If you don't have Global Entry, then you will enter the regular line at that point. The shuttle is probably not worth it most of the time, but if the line ends near where the shuttle parks, it is a respectable offer.

One other item not discussed much is the acquisition of Vitamin V. It can be purchased at a pharmacy (no prescription) across the street from the cabs for $17/pill. There is a Mexican version that I am told works well for about a third of that cost. You can also get it at HK (or any other similar club) in the mens room, for a 20-25. I would not recommend buying a large quantity as you may have customs issues.

As for the club, frickin awesome. LD are done in a private room, door closed, time written on a grease board the door so aren't buying 30 second songs. There is a knock when time is up. She will certainly have to get dressed (or not), and you might too. As many others say, buying drinks (8+tip) is a license to get physically acquainted. Some girls will snuggle, some will molest you, some will DFK and touch, and I had one that stripped buck naked and bent over, taking my hand and encouraging penetration before she sat down on my lap (spread eagle). As many have said, anything goes here. Your mileage will vary greatly by lady, but they are all willing to do more than any American club (well, most of them, and certainly not for $8). Upstairs is well documented in other posts. I recommend you shop the talent, buy a few drinks (the bill can add up, but seriously), then pick who you want. If you want something special, ask the wait staff and they help you find the right girl.