Went to the club Sunday night,...
Went to the club Sunday night, super dead. I've been to the bird a good amount of times, I kinda what I'm getting into. It's much more often miss then hit as far as talent goes, but atleast you know you've got a guarantee if you want one and some times you can get outstandingly lucky. Anyways, to be fair I got there at 1am. There were like three dancers, one of whom I liked but didn't seem to be working anymore (skinny blonde, no tats, wearing a fake white fur coat if anyone could PM me about her that'd be great). Anyways, this girl named Egypt came up to me, not outstandingly attractive by any means but I guess she got the job done. Latino, tats, eh body, decent face. Anyways, immediately got the drink sale shoved on me super aggressively, honestly said no maybe 10 times but they weren't giving in so eventually I cut a deal to buy half a drink for her for 10. She eventually asks me if I want a BJ, I said no cause like I said definitely not into her. Eventually I agreed to a dance and she started tugging me off through my jeans. So I agreed to a few more and she got the message, made me cum by the fourth dance and all went well. Overall worth it since I got to relieve myself but still a pretty disappointing night. If anyone else knows girls who will get it done on the couch also PM me, love to get a better idea of who I can get a discounted deal from. Good luck ladies and gentlemen.
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