Was back in the valley for...

Was back in the valley for another visit and decided to visit. It's located off the western frontage road just before you get to Harlingen. The parking lot seemed pretty full but when I went in, the place was pretty empty. There's one large main stage with a center pole and a white mid-sized grand piano(!). There were 6-10 girls -- mostly in the mud-range of looks and body - definitely no stunners. I sat down and was greeted by a cute young dancer named Carla. She didn't speak a great deal of English (and my Spanish is pretty lousy) but we managed to communicate. I bought a couple of beers ($9 total). She was friendly and affectionate enough. She took me into the lap dzai even area which was moderately private (we were the only ones there). Dances were $25 each and she got down to g-string with lots of groping both ways. No bouncer intervened for us. I'd probably return.