Wow - I have never been...

Wow - I have never been to such a club. Being from out of state, it definitely left an impression on me. So after work - I headed up to Dallas to check this club out (based on recommendations on here). It was the best strip club experience I ever had, unfortunately - it didn't (or shall I say that I did not last long).

I walked in and paid the $3 door fee. Don't twist my arm here - It merely made getting some singles an easy adventure. I walk into the club area - the lounge is dead center. Girls dancing topless all around. Every table had a girl dancing whether there were customers or not. THIS is a REAL strip club. It wasn't the typical empty stages with no strippers - they filled the stages/tables - perhaps up to 10 or so dancing at any one time. I grabbed a beer from the bar and they have something that I have never seen before - I frozen bar - keeps your beer cold. I didn't utilize this, instead opting to sit down in the center of the room to do my hunting.

I was hunted down instead. A beautiful- caramel colored girl (name withheld), about 24 or so - Fake D's - curly black hair sits down on my lap. I commented on how cold it was inside- she put my hands on her tits to warm them up. Nice introduction.