Got the the bar around 4...

Got the the bar around 4 p.m. There were two other patrons in the place and about a half dozen dancers working, ranging from 4' to 7's. Got table dances - at $5 a pop - from each dancer. Was particularly impressed with a little spinner named Alice. She'd only been stripping for a few weeks, and it showed. But she was cute an friendly. She also was the only dancer who worked the stage, so I tried to be generous with my tipping. Eventually was approached by a 4-something MILF named Rhonda. She was gregarious, relaxed and made me feel relaxed. I had arrived at Happy Hour which netted me three dances in the VIP at a discount. Rhonda was the hottest of the lot, so we went upstairs. I got three and a half dances from her, and it was money well spent. She had the best body in the place and was just as friendly upstairs as on the main floor - maybe a little friendlier. There was lots of grinding and superficial contact - which was fine with me. I just kept staring at her as she danced. She was mesmerizing, and I left happy and content. Bottom's Up is not a high-class joint, but it's a good neighborhood bar but one where the women take their clothes off. Hard to beat that. I'll be back.