This is a good place to...

This is a good place to down a few beers and look at some of the most beautiful women in the world. go ahead and grab a girl, negotiate a deal and then fuck her. Dances can be had for $20 while full sex can range from $50-$70. Please dont spend more than $70. You also score brownie points by tipping your favorite English speaking Waiter, who can help negotiate for you.

The dances are amazing, they do everything short of trying to finish you off, these dances are as good as they could possibly be. The girls get naked and provide full upper and lower body two-way contact. And if you're left wanting more, you now know what to do.

Also dont get shitfaced in mexico.. and take a cab from the border for $5.