Stopped by one afternoon to check...

Stopped by one afternoon to check this place out since it's near my house and the rumors of great lap dances. It was around 2pm with a dozen or so cars in the lot. As it turns out, most of those cars were male staff workers, not dancers, not patrons. The show started around 230-300 with some below average talent. The dollar parade after every dance can get annoying, especially because nobody is satisfied with $1. Most of the patrons appear to be middle aged locals.

I was approached by several dancers for a lap dance, and turned them away due to lack of interest. Most weren't very attractive or fit, though there was a smokin hot girl named Sabrina (or Selena)--but I heard she wasn't much fun in te back so I passed. A thicker blond girl named Bunny saddled up next to me. Very cool lady, so we hung out for a while. After some time, I realized I was being blocked from getting a dance from all other girls, so I asked Bunny to head to the back. The dances go for $20 or $30, but the girl covers the house fee and you pay her directly after you're done. Not even 30 seconds into the song and my pants were pulled down for Harry James. Russian finish, which was awesome and unexpected. A word to the wise, grab a few bar napkins before you head into the back or you'll have to "McGiver" a way to clean yourself up!

I will repeat, but probably during an e ending shift to check out some new talent.