Stopped by because I "was in...

Stopped by because I "was in the area" around 11pm. Seemed quite welcoming outside, decent sized parking lot in a light industrial area right off the main street. I was really unsure of what to expect considering I was in the metropolis (college town) of Lawrence. Went in and was very pleasantly surprised - the previous reviews just don't seem to do this place justice.

My experience that it was a perfect storm inside. Just a handful of dancers - two or three were solid 8s, the others 6 and 7. Keep in mind, my ranking is a LOT stricter of strippers than the regular girls in the real world. Hell, why should you have to settle for the girl next door type in a strip club anyway??? These independent contractors NEED to be especially good looking - especially considering the bank they're making. Since we are spending our hard-earned money, we need to have high standards. No problem if you wanna be flexible as to who you pick but I think we must not sacrifice the rating system. My two cents.

So anyway, I sit down after paying a measly $5 cover, no pressure to buy any kind of drinks. I was enjoying the hispanic light skinned beauty on stage and started catching feelings. Luckily they evaporated as soon as I was approached by a caucasian librarian-looking beauty. Can you tell me where I can find the self-help books, please? She sat down and leaned on me the entire time and I enjoyed the warm fuzzy feeling all over. Very nice girl actually. Completely laid-back, confident, knew she was the shiznit, and I was going to be lighter in the wallet by the end of the night. Damn, these hoes are dangerous.