Went on Sunday night around 11pm,...

Went on Sunday night around 11pm, not much happening when I walked in. There were 6 dancers when I got there - 2 AA, 1 Mixed, 2 Whiteys, and a Polynesian-looking girl. Don't get carried away with that description, not as flattering as it might sound.

Anyway, paid the $10 cover, sat down and quickly got a lay of the land. I'm not one to discriminate, but the two white girls happened to be the best there - probably 7 or 8, probably higher with alcohol. As soon as one of them took the stage, I approached on the sly. Strange, but very good practice is they ask the patron to lie flat on their back on the stage and not to lift their head up. Well I'm not one to argue with a fully nude stripper, especially on the main stage. So I obey commands and the girl crawls on top. six to the nine style and gives a close-up of the promised land. She also takes the opportunity to rub the soldier the right way a couple of times, gratuitously - Hallelujah. That's a huge return on a dollar investment if you ask me.

I read somewhere a sure-fire way to signal the stripper that you want some personal time is to tip her while she's on stage. Well, I didn't say anything at all, but via osmosis she received the signal and came to my table after the dance was over. Guess she was too tired or lazy or horny to put her top back on, so I played it cooler than a fan. Got into meaningless chatter about the weather and the mid-east crisis (JK) and after 15 mins of pleasant banter, she asked me in other words whether the time she spent would pay off. It's ok I was expecting the pitch more and more with each passing minute.