This review is for 2 different...

This review is for 2 different visits, both on a saturday night. One the first visit, it was customer apprecation night and you got in totally free. After sitting down and observing the dancers, I felt to myself "man, I know I got in free but I still fell like I overpaid". There were about 5 very plain white girls , none were in really great shape, and 2 boney black girls with no bootys at all. This club has been know for its hot black dancers but none were in the club that night. On my second visit, the best looking local stripper showed up. Im talking bout none other than the goddess China. She is a young black girl with perfect fake tits, a beautiful face and a killer stripper bod-built ,like the old saying, a brick out-house. She has been around for a few years. She has been know for extras in the club and even having a takeout menu. But now a days, she has been banking so much cash, she just goes through the motions an doesnt do anything illegal any more. On this night she wore a blonde wig with bangs that made her uber-hot. I got the $125 15 minute VIP, hoping I would get lucky. Sorry, at this club at least, you just cant get lucky. Unlike the VIP at Gabbys, the bouncers check every minute or so and watch the clock like a NFL referee. I had a fully clothed dance with just some one way rubbing of her bod on mine, no stick shifting or any hanky panky at all. One of the few good thing about Cabaret Royale, is that you dont have to buy the ridiculous $10 set ups for your self or the dancer. On the down side, the later the night goes on, the rougher the crowd gets. On my first visit, I swear most of the customers were 300 lb lesbians. I guess that is better than the 20 something thugs with baggy pants. If you want to see an incredibly hot dancer, go when China is working. If she isnt, then this club can be just a waste of time and $$.