TD's Eubank
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2120 Eubank Blvd NE Albuquerque, NM 87112

After a long absence, I have...

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Harderlap
Nov 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

After a long absence, I have visited TD’s Eubank twice recently. I still prefer TD’s North, but the ‘Bank has some nice features. It has lunch specials, much like its sister club TD’s North, and the dancers are friendly. Dances on the floor usually have good grinding, but not much else. There are a few dancers that give high mileage dances, but most are a notch or two below TD’s North. Dances in the VIP area are better, but probably not enough better to justify the added cost. There aren’t any bouncers checking on dances, so that is a plus and most dancers will let you do some touching.

Once when I went in at lunch there was a $3 cover, and the other time not, so not sure what to say about that. They will wand you and scan your driver’s license. They dump the scans after 24 hours if there are no problems or credit card issues.

The dancers are friendly and most will sit on your lap and talk for a bit. There is not much ethnic variety here and if the southern California buxom bleach blonde is your type, look elsewhere. There are a lot of hispanic dancers here, but not too many African Americans.

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