Decent looking girls, no touching during underwhelming lapdances.
I was driving through the area, and learned about this place online beforehand. It is in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farmland and abandoned looking buildings. The place itself looks like a repurposed shipping container. The parkinglot is just a large patch of grass surrounded by a breaking wooden fence. I walked inside, into a narrow hallway, with a counter the the left where I paid. There were no girls on stage, so I just sat around on my phone. The main area had a single small stage, and a few cheap feeling chairs and tables. Though the place was clean enough, and the lighting was nice and dim, and the music wasn't too loud. The place could fit maybe 20 people at most. The staff was talking to each other, and over time, more guys came in. There was maybe a total of 8 or so.
After about 30 minutes, a girl finally came on stage and started dancing. There were about 4 girls working that night, and the stage would cycle through them over and over. The music was just standard club music, and the DJ only ever introduced the next girl going up. The girls themselves were all white, all in the 6-7 range. There was a decent variety of body types, with one petite and one curvy, with the other two being pretty standard builds. Occassionally, a guy would take one of the girls to the private dance room behind a curtain next to the entrance. I asked the curvy girl for a dance, and she said $20 per song. So I paid her for two and we went behind the curtain. The 'private' room just had a single L shaped couch with a blue light.
There was one guy getting a lapdance from another girl on one side of the couch, so I sat on the other side. The dancer specified that no touching was allowed, so I just sat there while she danced. She mostly shook her ass and jiggled her tits in front of me, and lightly grinded against me while sitting on my lap. The private dance was overall a disappointment. I stuck around a little longer, watching the same girls dance on stage before leaving to get back to driving.