I recently broke up with my...

I recently broke up with my gf and started hitting the local Miami area strip clubs to pre-party with my buds before heading out. I'm a middle aged white guy and is probably the last person that you'd expect to see at The Playhouse, but I'm glad I stumbled onto this little gem. The club itself isn't super-posh, but it isn't ghetto either. The doormen and bouncers inside are all very friendly. Seating isn't a problem, even on a Friday and Saturday night when I went my buddy and I were able to get seated quickly in the main dance area. Drinks are very reasonable; I was drinking Bud Light all night and they were $6.

Now, what makes The Playhouse stand out compared to say a "high-end" club like Scarlett's is the fun factor. I personally like rap-music, which is the only music The Playhouse plays. The dancers are mostly black and latin and are super friendly and hot. I'd rate them an 8/10 in the looks department. Killer bodies for most of them. I always go to the back area for the $25 private lap dances. Trust me, the mileage is VERY good! After my lap dance both times I was dancing with my dancer in the main area, and by dancing I mean she was grinding onto me just like your girl would do in a real club. Good times. I had far more fun here than I did at Scarlett's. Sure, all the dancers at Scarlett's were 10/10 and you had much more ethnic diversity there with your Russians and standard white American chicks mixed in, but the club dance music was too loud, much more pricey, and lap dance was not nearly as good.

Now, if you're the average run of the mill white boy you might be turned off/scared by the other clientele. The "thug factor" is pretty high in this club, but I didn't encounter any problems. Definitely check this little hidden gem out; I think you won't be disappointed.