Definitely the worst looking joint around,...

Definitely the worst looking joint around, but I still come in for the hot privates. Another reviewer captured it perfectly...seedy, but charming. I'm sure a remodel would ruin it. They have, however, remodeled at least one of the back rooms…quite romantic in a freaky incense, wine and candles sort of way. Of course they don't serve alcohol...or anything else. If you want a drink, there's a soda machine in the lobby. Most guys can't get past the ugly decor or make the mistake of buying nude private dances. I've gotten much better mileage from the "up close and personal" clothed ones. During a nude private, she takes you into a little room where she strips naked and does her stage moves on a bed while you sit 6ft away in a chair just wishing, wishing, wishing.... Now, the up close and personals are nice and they're in the same private rooms. You can even just buy one or two to "feel out a dancer," and when it's almost over, give her more dough if you think you've got something. Talk, flirt, grope--if I can progress through all three, then I'm spendin' and smilin'. :)

I rank Les Girls highest of any San Diego club for cost and mileage. (Tijuana makes all US clubs pale in comparison.) The women look good—not supermodels, but I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed. I’m not picky when there’s fondling to be had.