OK, so I read the reviews...

OK, so I read the reviews of MBOT for years and never made the trip there. I finally did tonight.

Cover was half of the normal exhorbitant $40 asking price at $20 since they were closing in 45 minutes. I didn't even need that long.

I parked my butt at the main stage and there was one single dancer on stage. I tipped her two singles as she finished her song, then the stage was empty. I went roving around looking for more women but came up empty, and the bouncer asked me what I was looking for Meanwhile, a new girl appeared on the stage. She ignored the $2 that I placed on the stage as she danced and left after her song.