I went to Scores Mansion on...

I went to Scores Mansion on a Wednesday evening around 10pm. There was no cover charge, but a 12-ounce beer cost $10. I thought at first that the rude waitress was trying to rip me off, but later verified later at the bar that a single bottle of beer did cost a Hamilton. All of the seats and tables were taken in the front room with the single pole circle stage, except for the chairs right at the stage. Since I just wanted to start my visit observing I went back to the back room with the long three pole stage. I was corralled back into the front room by the waitress and had the option to stand or sit at the stage. There were fifty people or more in the club, yet they wanted to cram everyone into only 50% of the square footage. One thing I noticed compared to my December 2011 was that the furniture was very dirty, stained, and worn. They probably had the same chairs and carpet that they did three years ago.

The dancers were not too appealing. Most of the dozen or so dancers were 5’s and 6’s and Caucasian. Most had ugly tattoos and showed signs of popping out offspring. There was one brunette 8 and one blonde 10 out of the lot. Since the blonde was locked down the entire visit, I took the 8 for some private time upstairs. Lap dances here cost $40 each or are 3/$100. They are done in a community room with no privacy. If you are lucky there will be no other patrons getting dances at the same time. The dancer I took back, Paula, was a slender brunette that fit nice between my legs. The three dances were okay, but definitely not worth a C-note. Two way touching is encouraged at this club, but my dancer wouldn’t let my hands get anywhere close to her hot spot. Mileage will vary by the dancer, and I got worse mileage than a Ford Raptor.

This club seems to have been steadily down trending since 2010. If this club is going to charge insane prices for drinks, they should at least put some money back into the facility to keep it from becoming a pig sty. If Scores had any respect for their brand, they would force this club to renovate and use some 409 every once in awhile.