I visited Club 390 for the...

I visited Club 390 for the first time around 10pm on a Saturday night. The club is located in what seems to be an industrial park. The building itself looks like it was probably some type of small factory and office combo remodeled into a strip club. The interior was upscale in contrast to the plain exterior of the building. The cover charge was $10. I was greeted by an older gentleman in a suit when I entered, and he helped me find a seat. He was very helpful breaking down the club for me; it is rare you get good customer service like that at a strip club nowadays. A bottle of beer cost $4 and a shot was $6. The club is overstaffed with fine-looking waitresses, so you never have to wait long for a drink. Food is served until 3am, but I did not order any munchies on my visit.

The center of the room is dominated by a large 25-foot long stage with two pole positions. While I was in the club, two dancers would be on stage at once. They’d dance one song at the first position, then dance one song at the second position. There was also a small satellite stage on the far end of the room, but it was not in use. There is also a room near the entrance of the club called the VIP Lounge. I am not sure about what is inside besides another bar and stage, but I’ve heard you need to buy a VIP membership to enter. The music tended to be mostly rock. Lap dances take place in booths in one corner. Topless dances are $20 per song, and nude dances are $30 per song. Occasionally, a bouncer would walk through the corridor. Privacy is minimal as you can see across the corridor into the adjacent booth. Two way touching is allowed.

Dancers were probably an even mix of black, white, and Hispanic with an odd Asian thrown in. The dancers ranged from a solid 9 named Megan on down to dancers I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole like Susie. Although the club is billed as nude, I did not see a single dancer get naked during her stage set. Contact at the stage was mostly Stevie’s. I tipped several girls on stage, but that rarely equated to them coming to me when they were done on stage. When the dancers were not on stage, they are required to wear a dress or gown of some sort. At around midnight, all dancers need to come on the floor and give dollar dances. The dollar dances sucked. They were about ten seconds long, and you could tell the ladies hated having to sell themselves for so cheap to a dozen guys in a couple minutes.