This review will be the first...

This review will be the first of a 2 part series I will call “The Columbia Tour.” I was in Columbia, South Carolina on June 27, 2014 (Friday). In town on business (studio work), I made it a point to stop by Mr. Lucky’s, before heading back to the ATL. I had heard so much about the place, from my then CF, there wasn’t a chance wild horses could have kept me away. I had to see this great establishment for myself! Turns out, there really isn’t much to tell.

The first thing I noticed was the locale. Apparently, they’re not too strict on zoning in SC. I remember getting off of the exit ramp (I-20) and making a left. One minute I was passing a McDonald’s and the next, staring directly at the club. It seemed to pop up out of nowhere! I later learned that feeling would pale in comparison to what I experienced with the club I’ll be reviewing next month. Mr. Lucky’s shares a dirt parking lot with other, what some would consider, more respectable businesses. There’s a mechanic shop next door and then a little strip mall-like area Lucky’s and some other businesses belong to. Basically, it came off to me as a bit of a strange place for a strip club to be. However, this proved to be quite normal compared to the club I visited, after leaving Lucky’s (reviewed next month).

Anyway, I arrived around midnight. The club is housed in a rather humble looking structure, not much to it. Basically, it’s a cottage (bungalow) that comes off as a bit raggedy to me. They really aren’t big on ambience at all. I do not believe it a stretch to say that Mr. Lucky’s is probably the most run down strip joint I’ve ever been to! That, to me, is saying a lot, seeing how I’ve been to strip clubs overseas and various parts of the US (including illegal dumps in New York City). I couldn’t believe this was the same place my CF had been raving over for months! There are certain clubs, in Atlanta, she told me she could NEVER be found working. However, in my opinion, they are plush mansions compared to this hole in the wall! Anyway, it’s about the girls, right? Let’s get to that.