It was Saturday, near 11 P.M.....

It was Saturday, near 11 P.M.. No point unless you are a regular. $10 cover, $4 valet, small, cramped, crowed, smokey joint, service lousy and clients pushy. Literally. I am standing at the croweded bar - along the back wall behind one of the stages - and a cow of an amazon of a female customer begins to push to me towards the bar cuz I am in her way. And I could never discover what the secret handshake was for getting the attention of the dancers. I probably tipped 8 or 10 of them, and half of those just shook their asses at me for a couple seconds, pulled out their garter for the tip, then went on to put on little exhibitionist shows for others, some of who didn't even tip. Only one of the girls who I tipped even thanked me later, and she did that from 15 feet away. After not getting any attention from tipping, I found a seat and I sat there of with a full hand of $20s out. The girls walked right by me to find regulars to chat with. Saw some good looking babes (5s-8s) nekkid, and something of them looked like they were giving good LDs. But only one dancer even said "hi" the whole 3 hours I was there. The others were on their way to some one else and I was just another obstacle.