I don't give 10's. ...

I don't give 10's. I just don't. Nope, I don't. I've been to clubs all over the country, and some have been great, but I just don't give a 10 rating. Nope, never. Except for this place... and this is, I think, the third time I've rated it, and each time I've given it a 10. Why....well, it's the ultimate strip club experience, at least the way I see it. Is every dancer gorgeous? no, but a lot of them are. Is every one that comes up to you for the mini-lap at the bar snuggly, touchy, feely, friendly? No, but a lot of them are. Is every one that you take to the back rooms going to deliver what was hinted at by the rail? No, but a lot of them will. Can I count on leaving "relaxed," if you know what I mean? No, but a lot of times I will. I can go to Asian massage parlors any day, and I know exactly what I'll get, and it will be very nice, and I'll leave relaxed and happy. And it's so predictable. But when I go to a strip club, the excitement is based on the uncertanties, the possibilities, the probabilities, and how I try my best to work things to my best advantage, with rap, smiles, and (obviously most importantly) money. And the Playhouse offers a better playground for this little game than any place I've been...hence the Ten. If you enjoy this game as I do, run, don't walk, to the Playhouse. It's the best there is. Oh, and by the way... don't wear underwear under your shorts....