I wish I could write an...

I wish I could write an experience as good as Costanza below, but my visit sucked.

In Detroit for a Saturday night, I usually go to Flight Club, BTs, Penthouse or Coliseum, but I wanted to try something new so I tried Landing Strip.

Arrived shortly before midnight, $6 valet, $10 cover and the most intimidating security I have seen to date at a Detroit Strip Club. It was crowded and there were 2 bachelors parties that night. Found one seat at the bar. My first thoughts were this place is crowded and small, I had to keep moving as girls came off the stage in front of me, patrons walking around, and waitresses carrying trays all around me. It got annoying.